SHIPPING ICONS v2.0
MERRY FUCKING BOXING DAY
if you’re confused about mituna’s quirk
1 = I
3 = E
4 = A
5 = S
7 = T
8 = B
0 = O
and then he makes typos quite a lot
if he’s excited, he’ll accidentally typo ! as 1
when people start reading homestuck they might find it hard to pick it up because they don’t understand the humor. that was my problem the first time i attempted to read it but seriously this shit is fucking hilarious i mean some things don’t make sense yet such as the captchalogue system and the sylladex and when all of the items are deployed around the house such as the cruxtruder and alchemiter— at the moment it all sounds like a bunch of jibjab but that’s what homestuck does. rather than taking forever to explain what everything is, the author just lets you observe how the shit works and you can figure it out yourself. hussie made homestuck successful because it’s rare when he has to spell shit out for people (such as how the troll quadrants work). most of the time he doesn’t assume we’re idiots and he lets us think.
but seriously this shit is fucking hilarious like
i’VE NEVER EVEN SEEN CON AIR BUT THE REFERENCES ARE RIDICULOUS EVEN FROM THIS EARLY???????
and look they actually talk like people in real life do to each other like friends joking with each other holy shit
AND REALLY YOU SEE THAT ALL OF THE CHARACTERS ARE JUST KIDS LIKE LOOK AT THAT DISGUISE JOHN LOL
EXCEPT MAYBE FOR PEOPLE WITH EYES DO I NEED TO JUST JSDKLFJSDKLFJ THIS. IS. FUNNY.
HOW ARE YOU NOT SPLITTING YOUR SIDES
OK LEMME JUST
SKIP THROUGH TO MY FAVORITE FUNNY THING IN THE BEGINNING 2 ACTS
THE FUCKING FRIDGE LEVELS UP LIKE OFMMGMGMGM HOW DO YOU NOT DIE READING THIS
I’m here to tell you how to find your ~ACTUAL~ patron troll!
John Egbert was born April 13th, which actually makes him an Aries. But Aradia isn’t his patron troll, it’s Vriska.
April is the 4th month of the year, thus making his birthday 4-13 in those number date things.
Then, you smoosh all the numbers together, and create the number we all know and love! 413! Now put addition signs between each of the numbers. 4+1+3= 8. WOOOAHHH. Who’s the 8th sign in the Zodiac? VRISKA. Woah man!Next, Jade!
Her birthday is December 1st. Which is 12-2. And together 122. 1+2+2= 4. Who’s the fourth sign in the Zodiac? Cancer!! Thus Jade’s patron troll is Karkat.
December 3rd. 12-3. 123. 1+2+3= 6. Virgo is the sixth sign in the Zodiac. Thus, Kanaya is Rose’s patron troll.
December 4th. 12-4. 124. 1+2+4= 7. Libra is the seventh sign in the Zodiac. Thus, Terezi is Dave’s patron troll.
Woah man, did I just blow your mind? I hope so.
This also helps me remember all the kid’s birthdays.
Anyway, another example. My birthday is September 21, so 9-21, 921, 9+2+1=12. Thus my patron is Feferi.
Another note, you may get an answer OVER 12! Do not fret, the next step is pulling up your calculator and dividing the sum by 12. If the product is 1.5 or less, your patron is Aradia. If it’s 1.6 or higher, it’s Tavros. (At least, these are guidelines I go by.)
Anywayyy, thanks for reading. Just, the whole “I’m a Virgo thus my patron is Kanaya” thing is one of my pet peeves!
And for your reference:
1 - Aradia
2 - Tavros
3 - Sollux
4 - Karkat
5 - Nepeta
6 - Kanaya
7 - Terezi
8 - Vriska
9 - Equius
10 - Gamzee
11 - Eridan
12 - Feferi
Sudden understanding that my Patron is Terezi.
ooh mine is eridans and kathryns is feferi!